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国内哪所大学宿舍环境比较差?

知乎精选 2019-07-16 09:30:07

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这题我有发言权!!!

国内哪所大学宿舍环境比较差?

当我踏进宿舍第一步的时候我愣住了。

当我知道我睡上铺的时候我凌乱了。

_=͟͟͞͞(๑•̀=͟͟͞͞(๑•̀д•́=͟͟͞͞(๑•̀д•́๑)

没错!!

睡下铺的兄 dei 比我凌乱一万倍~

每天起床第一件事除了感恩就是感恩。

周末,打开陪我征战五年的电脑,英雄联盟,启动!

然后我就发现,似乎还没有双击到 tgp,图标就被删掉了!不知道为啥,难道 tgp 更新后自杀了?

国内哪所大学宿舍环境比较差?

没事,难不倒我。打开磁盘,找到 tgp 目录,双击鼠标进入。诡异的事情再次发生了,没有等我进入,这个文件夹就被删掉了。而且大概同时执行了 30+ 次删除任务,因为只有第一次删除成功了,后面都提示找不到文件,需要手动消掉 30+ 次的找不到文件的通知。

现在我意识到了事情不妙。大概率是中毒了。我想翻翻磁盘,但是任何一个目录都是这样,我还没有进去就被删了……用方向键移动也是这样子,只要聚焦在某一个文件,那个文件就会万劫不复的被删除 30+ 次。

没事,难不倒我。重启电脑,切换到 win7!嘿嘿,没想到吧,老子的双系统就是为了今天!

国内哪所大学宿舍环境比较差?

在我玩了五分钟手机后,win7 慢慢的苏醒过来,360 提示我的开机速度打败了全国 1% 的电脑。emmm,这都不重要。出来吧 360!

国内哪所大学宿舍环境比较差?

当我再次双击 360 图标时,它也消失了。这个病毒如鬼魅般,在我切换完系统后还是生效的!道高一尺魔高一丈。那么,在这个环境里折腾也没用了!

国内哪所大学宿舍环境比较差?

没事,难不倒我。安全模式,启动!

进到安全模式后,我绝望的发现,这个现象依然存在;如同秋名山上的 ae86,如蛆附骨,如影随形。

冷静冷静,作为一名信息安全专业毕业的三脚猫,我开始冷静的分析起来。现在都 9012 年了,不应该有这么蛮横不讲理的病毒啊!!这么大摇大摆的暴露自己,根本赚取不了利益呀?难道说,这根本不是病毒??

我按了几下笔记本右上角的 delete 键,然后,电脑就恢复正常了。

哦,原来是 delete 键坏掉了,一直在狂点删除键……所以我聚焦到任何一个文件时,它都会被删掉。

孟美岐说自己 2 个月睡了 30 个小时;

国内哪所大学宿舍环境比较差?

王菊说自己可能要得唐氏综合症……

国内哪所大学宿舍环境比较差?

我突然意识到,我发现了一个惊天大秘密——

101 怕不是一个生物工程实验室?

我的英文水平只允许我与木兰结交。

高帮科比

恕在下直言

你们的战靴都是辣鸡

国内哪所大学宿舍环境比较差?

Dear Sir,

Thank you for expressing your interest in offering me a place as a girlfriend. However, due to the large amount of love confessions I received this year, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your confession at this time.

Please be aware that this rejection does not reflect any negative evaluation on your confession. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of love confessions. With such a varied and promising result, it is impossible for me to accept all confessions, regardless of their outstanding confessing performances.

Again, I greatly appreciate your interest in loving me, and I offer my best wishes of success in your future love confession.

Best,

XXX

Dean of Love Confession Acceptance and Financial Aid

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Please do NOT reply directly to this email.

(修改自 圭多达莱佐 关于如何写拒信的知乎答案)

来另一个版本的

Thank you so much for your interest in my boyfriend intern 2018 position. Unfortunately, I have decided not to move forward with you as a candidate at this time. I received an unprecedented amount of confessions, and we decide to continue the process with other candidates with a stronger match.

This is never an easy decision. I really do appreciate your interest and hope that you'll keep me in mind for the future. I will keep your love letter in file, and, however, look forward to reaching out to you with right positions.

In the meantime, we wish you a good luck with your girlfriend search. Thanks again for your interest in being my boyfriend.

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